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“I am smarter than you, and I am better looking, and I have an accomplished career, and I’m not even thirty.””
Birthname:
Rachel Emily Nichols
Assets:
Painfully good looking, smarter than a whip
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Vices:
Too perfect to not be a total bitch.
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Hobbies:
Watching boxing, Keynesian analysis & monetary policy, outdoorsy things, breaking hearts
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Chicks She's Worked With
Jennifer Garner, Claire Danes, Samantha Shelton, Melissa George, Sarah Jessica Parker, Merrin Dungey, Amy Acker, Élodie Bouchez, Gina Torres, Isabella Rossellini, Angela Bassett, Julia Roberts, Amy Adams, Shiri Appleby, Teri Hatcher, America Ferrera, Blake Lively, Alexis Bledel, Amber Tamblyn
Introduction
Central Maine is good for producing two things: total rednecks and ultra-hot white girls. Rachel Nichols is no exception to the latter.
Life Story
Rachel won her first auditioned role, which was was that of an orgy-loving restaurant hostess in a 2002 episode of Sex and the City. Her parents were not allowed to worry that she would become a dumb Hollywood whore, as she had recently graduated from Columbia University with a double major in Math and Economics.
While at Columbia college, Nichols landed numerous modeling gigs for companies like Abercrombie and Guess. Her first big movie roll was in the total piece of shit Dumb and Dumberer. But since no one, particularly casting directors, took their time to watch it, Nichol’s career survived. She landed seventeen episodes of Alias, a gig that brought her a high level of visibility. Most recently, she starred in the horror/thriller about a woman stuck in a parking garage, entitle P2.
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