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“Sometimes I do things without thinking, I’ve promised myself to work on.”
Birthname:
Katherine Rees
Hometown:
Las Vegas, Nevada
Assets:
Her body is the best thing to come out of Nevada since Vegas
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Vices:
Not checking for cameras before she sucks nipples
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Hobbies:
Wishing for world peace
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Introduction
Katie Rees is a controversial beauty queen from the State of Nevada (Other beauty queens include Halle Berry and Ali Landry). She won the Miss Nevada contest in 2006.
Life Story
She was planning on competing for the 2007 Miss America pageant. That is until certain incriminating pictures surfaced with the Beauty Queen’s winning smile in them. The pictures showed Katie sucking nipples of another woman, making out with a different woman, and exposing her own nipples. Yes, this pleased us too. But Donald Trump was not pleased. And since he co-owns the Miss America Pageant it was his decision to remove her from the Pageant. Or should we say, he fired her. Get it? Like the show. Damn, we’re good. Anyways, she pretty much got screwed over, but with a body like hers she can always go back to Nevada to be a cigarette girl on a casino floor somewhere.
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