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“I sometimes speak in third person. So, sue Jackie.”
Introduction
Jackie Tohn is an actress and musician, but most importantly, she's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a smoking hot body.
Life Story
Jackie Tohn was born in the state of New York to Bella and Alan Tohn. She has been acting professional since approximately age 9, but don't hold us to that number. Her first major role came on "The Nanny" at age 12, where even at such a young age, Jackie realized no one should have a voice as annoying as Fran Drescher's. After high school, she went to the University of Delaware for a semester and majored in elementary education. After that semester, she went to Los Angeles with her mom and agent at the time and soon played Tina in "Tony-n-Tina's Wedding", the most boring play in the Western Hemisphere. She also began doing solo acoustic guitar shows and released an EP called "The Golden Girl" which was recorded as a tribute to Golden Girl Bea Arthur.
She has appeared in the films Dawg alongside Denis Leary and Elizabeth Hurley, Deuces Wild, and Return to Sleepaway Camp, which no one has heard of. Jackie was in a pilot for MTV called "Show Me The Movie" and also a pilot for FOX called "Prudy and Judy". Both were failures, but neither were as annoying as watching "The Nanny". In 2007, she appeared in several short films which were made during the lame-ass reality show "On the Lot". Jackie also played Azrael the hot hippy chick that Dennis banged in the "The Gang Finds A Dumpster Baby" episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia"
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