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“Fuck you, I married Tiger Woods.””
Birthname:
Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren
Hometown:
Stockholm, Sweden
Assets:
Blondness, can heel like a well trained Swedish cattle dog, just never tires of hearing Tiger talk about how radical golf is.
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Vices:
Gold Digging, shoplifting
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Job:
Swimsuit Model, Caddy for Tiger’s meat iron.
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Hobbies:
Love caddy, standing in the shadows of greatness
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Introduction
Elin Nordegren is best know for three things: being the wife of Tiger Woods, a nude photo hoax involving a look-alike playboy model, and being a ridiculously hot blonde woman. To this day, you can not Google her without getting search results for Tiger.
Life Story
On October 5, 2004, Tiger and Elin were married by the 19th hole of an exclusive golf resort in Barbados. Even though he was marrying a super hot woman, this qualifies as the gayest thing Tiger Woods has ever done. They met after being introduced by a mutual friend, pro golfer Jesper Parnevik's during the 2001 British Open. Elin was a nanny for Jesper’s children.
Before marrying tiger, Elin was an obscure bikini model. She is currently the head of her local chapter of Trophy Wives.
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