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“Family is very important to me and mine is a very close one”
Nickname:
Cameltoe Kurtis
Hometown:
Apple Valley, California
Assets:
has her own doll, tattoo of a butterfly above her ass
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Hobbies:
telling people not to call her Darlene
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Introduction
Fact: scientists presume the earth to be 4.5 billion years old. Fact: during those 4.5 billion years, to date only 47 women have held the title of Playmate of the Year, Dalene Kurtis is one of them.
Life Story
Born in Apple Valley, California to normal human parents, Dalene Kurtis somehow became abnormally hot. She was a contestant in bikini contests like Hawaiian tropic before being discovered by playboy, i.e. somebody saw her in a bikini. In September of 2001, a time when America needed her most, she was the Playboy Playmate of the month. She made history by shaving her pubes and becoming the first playmate of the month to go bald downstairs for her pictorial. Then in 2002 she was bestowed withthe crown of Playmate of the Year by reigning PMOY Jennifer Walcott.
In 2003 Playboy used computer scans of her face and body to create a doll in her likeness. It is like others dolls made of other people in the past, but it differs in that it was made by computers. Fans everywhere were pleased to learn that unlike the real Dalene, it does not call the police when you try to strangle it.
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