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“I should be the one to organize the chess olympics”
Introduction
One of the top supermodels of the last ten years, Cass’s statuesque figure has modeled for the likes of Calvin Klein, Chanel, and Marc Jacobs, to name a few. But it’s this model’s large bossom on such a slender frame, that cause men and scientists everywhere to be gleefully confused.
Life Story
Kass, much like Brendan Fraser's character in the film "Encino Man" grew up in Estonia. But, unlike the frozen cavemen that Fraser played, Kass didn't need to be washed in a bath tub and given clothes, by Pauley Shore. At the age of 18, Carmen moved to Paris, and it was long after till she was gracing the cover of fashion magazines such as "Vogue" and "Elle." That's when advertisers and horny French men came calling.
Carmen began posing in advertisements for Calvin Klein, Chanel, Versace, as well as car manufacturer General Motors, which employed the ground breaking concept; hot chicks help sell stuff. In 2000, Carmen was named "Model of the Year" at the VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards, a show which delighted fans by breaking up a 12 hour marathon of "Behind the Music."
Carmen is known in the fashion world for her distinctive runway walk, which consists of her hips swinging side to side, not unlike the "Pokey Pokey." But like the "Hokey Pokey" it delights people everywhere.
Today, Carmen is the latest spokesperson for Max Factor. She spends most of her free time playing chess with her boyfriend, Eric Lobron, a german Chess champion, who gives hope to nerds everywhere.
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