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“It's all, like� I can't really explain.”
Birthname:
Candice Swanepoel
Hometown:
Mooi River, South Africa
Assets:
Built like a sexy flamingo, not yet ruined
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Vices:
Can't get into the bar
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Introduction
The story of this uber waif of a runway model is not totally know. She is, however, wanted in 17 countries for international promotion of masturbation (felony). We also know that she is barely legal, and that the world of high fashion and modeling is surely holding her to its loving, nurturing bosom.
Life Story
Model scout Kevin Ellis spotted Candice for sale at a flea market in Durban South Africa. Now, she’s doing tons of shows and print, and is being touted as the South African Kate Moss. She supposedly hit the runway at the nubile age of 16. She earns around 6,000 pesos a day to be beautiful. No reports on whether she wants to use some of this pile of cash to throw up a website so lonely men with sore genetalia all around the globe can find out how much she likes horseback riding and reading.
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