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“I do not have an armpit fetish.”
Nickname:
Fraulein Brandi
Assets:
Legs, Looks like she could sell cocoa in a Swiss meadow
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Vices:
Dude where's my career?
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Hobbies:
Animal lover, charity, abnormal psychology
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Introduction
Swisten was ranked #99 on the Maxim Hot 100 Women of 2004, which is basically like saying that she is almost the ugliest of 100 hot women. But it's also like saying that she's hotter than 2,999,999, 900 other women on the planet.
Life Story
Swisten was born in New York City, New York. Her first credited appearance was in the film American Wedding in 2003. After which she appeared in films such as The Last Run (2004), The Girl Next Door (2004), and Freezerburn (2005). She has had guest appearances on TV series such as I'm with Her, Two and a Half Men, Quintuplets, and Joey. Her free time is spent dealing with “significant” charities and traveling. She lives in Los Angeles.
Dudes she has worked with:
Jason Schwartzman, David Faustino, William Hung, Matt LeBlanc, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Emile Hirsch, Timothy Olyphant, Paul Dano, Jason Biggs, Seann William Scott, Eugene Levy, Fred Willard
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