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“I’ve got a really big problem with the Pussycat Dolls, because I think they’re a really bad role model for little girls”
Birthname:
Lily Rose Beatrice Allen
Hometown:
London, England
Assets:
Sharp wit, overpoweringly cute, writes great songs, third nipple, loves anal sex, gorgeous face
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Vices:
can't seem to wear bra,not even once,drugs, alcohol, fellatio in inappropriate places
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Introduction
In some ways, MySpace made the world a terrible place. It’s now shockingly easy to stalk people, and Creed fans have another place to congregate online Then again, it also gave us the incredible Lily Allen.
Life Story
Lily is the daughter of the famous British comedian Keith Allen. She grew up going to pretty fancy-schmancy English schools. More impressive than the pedigree of these schools was the fact that she got kicked out of them for drinking and giving blow jobs! She had a brief spell in Ibiza as an ecstasy dealer (who hasn’t?) but moved back to the UK and gave music a try. Record labels were uninterested at first, and she briefly contemplated a career as a florist. Thankfully, Lily returned to music and got signed by EMI
Eventually, she began placing her demos on Myspace and got a very favorable response. The sheer number of downloads made her label, which previously paid little attention to her, renew their interest and eventually release her album “Alright, Still.” It’s a funny and biting commentary on life as young adult and earned rave reviews in both England and America. Her frank interviews (she said everyone who bought Paris Hilton’s album should be murdered) and great style made her a media darling. She recently recorded a song with rapper Common (Lauren London from the film ATL appears in the video) and is currently at work on another record. She also revealed that she had third nipple on a popular British comedy show. Triple nipples are usually a bit of a turn-off, but Lily makes it yet another reason to love her.
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