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“It's Runway not rocket science.”
Birthname:
Keeley Rebecca Hazell
Hometown:
Lewisham, London, England
Assets:
Enormous 100% real breasts 32E
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Vices:
Not making sure she had the only copy of her sex tape
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Hobbies:
Protecting the environment
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Introduction
A favorite of the British tabloids, Keeley made a common mistake among hot chicks who own, or date someone who owns, video equipment; she and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller made a sex tape, which was leaked, then released in 2007. As with most sex tapes, Keeley's fame sky rocketed and has led to lots of career opportunities. Keeley has become the face of Playstation’s Formula 1 racing game. Very few people in the United States know who she is but that should change when Keeley appears in the upcoming Baywatch movie. Voted #13 in the AskMen.com's Top 99 Women 2008 Edition.
Life Story
Hazell was born in London, England in 1986. A troubled student, she often times was ejected from class, most likely by female teachers. At 16 she left school to work as a hairdresser but the absolutely ridiculous level of hotness she possessed was brought to her attention by her co-workers, who told her to take a shot at modeling. She entered in a British Tabloid’s “Search for a Beach Babe,” contest, and crushed the pale competition. After her victory, three cast sculptures were made of her bust by renowned sculpter and creepily horny man, Leigh Hepell. Using her new found celebrity for good Hazell was hailed by the Conservative Party in December 2006 as an "environmental hero" for her campaigns in The Sun, giving environmental tips such as turning lights off during sex and using digital cameras. Apparently this was a lesson hard learned, as a tape from a digital camera showing her having sex with the lights on was leaked on the internet.
Since then, Hazell’s likeness has graced the cover of British magazines and tabloids weekly, making Londoners everywhere less aware of the rotten smell that fills their public transit system. She’s currently in talks to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, which will undoubtedly stretch her acting chops.
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