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What does it take to melt the cold heart of iron fisted Russian President Vladimir Putin? Apparently all it takes is a 24 year old Olympic gymnast named Alina Kabaeva. Alina, renowned for her flexibility and agility won the gold medal for rhythmic gymnastics in 2004 and has been described by the press as the most beautiful woman in all of mother Russia.

Born in Uzbekistan on May 12, 1983, Alina began has been training in gymnastics since she was five years old which means she can pretty much bend in to any position you can possibly imagine.

After suffering a knee injury Alina shifted her focus away from gymnastics and onto conquering Russian politics. Her first stepping stone to world domination was an appointment to deputy of parliament in 2007. From there she was able to infultrate the Russian President and crush his 25 year marriage to Lyudmila Shkrebneva. Putin has since divorced Lyudmila, who can't even do the most basic of splits, and is rumored to be planning a summer wedding as soon as his Presidential term is over.